Make day funny (2133i)

I'm not racist. I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain.

Yo mama... Yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention

What do ducks get hooked on? Quack

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar