Make day funny (2078u)

As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long.

My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"", we'd say ""Who's there?"". Then she'd say ""I can't remember""... and start to cry.

What's big, Scottish and depressing? Scotland

Been throwing up gang signs all morning. Must've eaten some expired gang signs

A girl told me that I have a really strong tongue today. It was my dentist holding my tongue back as the other one was filling a cavity.