Make day funny (1959r)

What's it called when two female scientists have sex for the first time? A double slit experiment

What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years... I'm going to hell.

There are 4 states of matter... Solids, Liquids, Gases, and Black lives

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

Why is today a trucker's favorite day? Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!