Make day funny (1707w)

The little lizard was shocked when he found out how he was conceived. Anole sex

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila

What sis Selenium say to Xenon? U SeXe.

I jumped into the pool with my iPhone.... It's syncing now

An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot.