Make day funny (1591a)

An American and a Muslim are at a bar. Who got there first? The drone.

Daniel Day-Lewis is so method that in preparation for the role of Abraham Lincoln in 'Lincoln' he spent ten months on the side of a penny.

Did you hear about that new movie about Hitler? It's called 2fast2furherious.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.

""I ruined my health by drinking to everyone Else's.""