Make day funny (1528z)

When jogging, if i get tired, I insult the people i pass in my head & then imagine having to get away as they chase me...

Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert.

Q: What do you do with a wombat? A: You play wom with it.

Bears eating a clown Two bears finish eating a clown and one of them asks the other ""Did he taste funny to you?""

My wife just threatened to kill me in my sleep, which seems much less horrifying than being killed wide awake. She's always been thoughtful.