Make day funny (1461a)

Maybe it's just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun.

Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile.

Why was Star Wars released in the order of episode 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 In charge of order, Yoda was

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? ""Don't get your sheets dirty!""

Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change.