Make day funny (1234e)

What should you never say to a brony? Hello

So I was nailing my girl from behind ... After we were done she turns to me and says. ""my friends tell me you are a pedophile."" To which I reply ""That is an awfully big word for a 10 year old""

Monday through Friday I have a friend who, Monday through Friday seems very strong, but Saturday and Sunday he's weekend.

I love doggie style as much as the next guy, but sometimes she's just too pretty to fcuk from behind.

What do you call a centaur that can't get a blow job The headless horseman