Make day funny (1199m)

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.

I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller.

I'm the kind of girl people don't look twice at Even when I hit them hard with a shopping trolley one, two, thr... Yep, now he's looking

""Happy Monday,"" said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality.

if religion is the opium of the masses then i smoke weed everyday!