Make day funny (1170f)

If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?

If you're afraid of elevators Take steps to avoid them.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here pardner !

The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want: affordability.

The first gay wedding will be taking place in Ireland next week The men's names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.