Make day funny (1149b)

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Turns out that German pilot was heavily depressed... He brought the whole plane down.

Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?

What should we call people who leave crusty bits of food in the corner of their mouths? #Herpeaters.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say? Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)