Political Jokes of the Day!
When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, "Not again."
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
.......photo credit Pixabay jokes credit Laugh Factory
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