The Russian and the Genie

I came across this again today and I had to share.

Enjoy.

 One day while walking through the countryside a  poor Russian peasant  discovered an old lamp. He started to polish it and out came a genie who  told him that for freeing him from the lamp he would grant him one  wish.

Ivan thought for a minute before declaring, "I am a poor  simple man with simple needs, therefore I wish that Ivan pee vodka!" The  Genie exclaimed that Ivan's wish was granted and disappeared in a poof  of smoke.

Ivan runs home and bursts through the door yelling,  "Wife, bring two cups, tonight we drink vodka!!!" He pees in the cups  and sure enough, it's the best vodka either had ever tasted. They drink  into the wee hours of the morning.

The next night he comes  through the door and again hollers, "Wife, bring two cups, tonight we  drink vodka!!!" This continues all week until Friday night when Ivan  comes in the door and exclaims, "Wife, bring me one cup!!!"

His  wife is upset and asks, "Ivan, all week you say bring two cups and we  drink vodka, so why tonight do you only ask for one cup?"

Ivan smiles and replies, "Because tonight wife, you drink from bottle