my first steemit post

in #joke • 8 years ago

Hello world!

Now... what to post about? I don't want to do what everybody else is doing... how boring! I need to think of something interesting that people will enjoy and be entertained by, but that isn't simply a cookie-cutter of others.

To start with, here is a funny joke...

For the final question of a job interview, the People and Culture (HR) representative asks a young engineer fresh out of a top university, "And what starting package are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "Around $150,000 a year, with benefits." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to five weeks annual leave, 14 rostered days off, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car, say, a red Ferrari?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

(taken from http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes)

Cheers!
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     8 years ago 

    Is there 0% interesting things about you? Nothing at all?

    Most people start off by posting things about themselves, or their hobbies, or the opinions of something.

    If you were to meet a group of people in person, would you introduce yourself to them as a person that knows jokes? :)

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       7 years ago 

      I don't want to reveal too much about myself here. Rather than talking about myself, I'd rather put something out there that other people will be interested in.

      A few things about me:

      1. I love electronic music (trance, psy trance, ambient, space, progressive). I've traveled the world in my younger days going to festivals and having a great time thanks to this passion of mine.
      2. I'm Australian, I live in Melbourne.
      3. Right now, I'm extremely excited by the prospects offered by the blockchain (especially Ethereum). I'm also very keen on VR technology. I used to do quite a lot of coding when I was younger (I have a Bachelor of Computer Science and a Bachelor of Computer Systems Engineering) but I got bored of computers. I'm starting to have the fire rekindled by this new technology. However, I don't think I'll be able to dedicate myself to it as some do as I've got much bigger plans in the next little while... :)

      How's that? Better? :)

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