Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlighting the best memes, every Sunday and Thursday. These winners will be selected from the comments!

The Dad Joke Rules are Simple.

• Keep them clean!
• Have fun!

What is a Dad Joke?

A dad joke sounds like a bad joke, but it's not. Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.
Try to make your square memes a minimum of 700X700 pixels wide up to 1000X1000. Rectangle memes look best with a 2/1 ratio wide/tall for example 700X350 or 1000X500. This assures that the whole image will be shown on platforms like Twitter and Facebook.