Joke of the day

in #joke โ€ข 4 years ago

I joined a porn group to advise them with the word of God...
Hmm ๐Ÿ˜ฅ but beloved, I am now an admin ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ™‡

A girl๐Ÿ‘ฉ in her sleep was dreaming๐Ÿ’ญ. She๐Ÿ‘ฉ dreamt that she was engaged๐Ÿ’, still in her sleep, she๐Ÿ‘ฉ was getting married๐Ÿ’ to the same lucky man๐Ÿ‘จ. After the wedding,she๐Ÿ‘ฉ became pregnant ๐Ÿ˜ฑand was rushed to the delivery room๐Ÿค” and the nurse asked her ๐Ÿ‘ฉto push. ๐Ÿ”Š
She pushed and delivered a baby๐Ÿ‘€ but the nurse told her ๐Ÿ‘ฉit was still remaining, she pushed and delivered the second baby, and she ๐Ÿ‘ฉwas told it was still remaining another baby. As she was trying to push the third baby out, her roommate๐Ÿ‘จ shouted๐Ÿ—ฃ, Pamela wakeup!...YOU ARE SHITTING ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉON THE BED.๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

Mother A loves flowers so she names her daughter Rose

Mother B loves money so she names her daughter Monica

I still don't get why Mother C named her son Dickson
People Born in 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993 and 1994 Please it's Time to Leave Your Perents House.

Thank You. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคฃ

Some trotro mates are not correct oo. A guy and his girlfriend are eating apple in trotro. He asked them:
Adam and Eve, mo b3si w) hene??

If a Nigerian bus doesn't enter feeling station after loading passengers, my dear you have been kidnapped ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน

If a man loves a lady, he loves her till he dies. But when a lady loves a man, she loves him till his money finished...๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Is the volume ok ๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿ”ญgood morning ๐ŸŒž

stop kissing her lips and neck all the time ,those are not the only parts on her body surprise her by kissing her armpits...
๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Dnt try this on Ashaiman girls
Any Ashaiman girl here ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

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