10 IT Jokes

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because the light attracts bugs!

Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes of stress.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a hardware problem.

Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they can’t C#!

Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.

What’s a programmer’s favorite place to hang out?
The Foo Bar.

Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays!

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
You console it.

Why don't IT support staff tell secrets?
Because they can't keep logs.

Why was the IT guy late to the party?
Because he had to patch things up!