Jerry Banfield walks into a bar, sits down at the bar and starts telling the bartender a story: "You know, one day, I wonder what it would be like to suck my own dick." This makes the bar freeze with fear in his eyes. "And I did it. It was so amazing that I continued to do it for years and got essentially addicted to it." he continues while the barman just stands there frozen. "Either way, before my wife gets here, give me a glass of warm milk, I'm feeling it today."