... with a big smile on his face, sits down and asks for a beer.
'It looks like you're having fun mister', the bartender says.
'I sure have man, I sure have. I live close to the railroad you know. And coming home late last night, I saw a woman tied with ropes to the track. I hurried to her to untie her and after that we made love the rest of the night'.
'So I guess she also satisfied you orally real good?', the bartender wants to know.
'No, looked for it, but the head I never found'.