Job interview

Today I went to a front office interview. When I walked into the building, the receptionist greeted me with a smile and took me to the interview room. The room looked like a police interrogation room...

Five minutes later, the boss's secretary walked in to me and told me that after a while the interviewer would come.
The secretary looked like a porn actress, with glasses, big tits, and a tight butt...

And the interviewee came, she was a woman again, this time she was blond, with glasses and huge tits, and for the butt .. I don't want to mention... OO ...
Anyway, she sat down in the chair next to me, not against me, looked at me in the eyes, and asked me, (am I beautiful) ?
I said that every woman is beautiful, she looked at me again and asked the second time, (am I beautiful) ?
I said I came for an interview, not a judge of a fashion contest.

Her answer was, "You will work with us, but you will also have to work on me"

I thought about my girlfriend, with whom we have been together for over a year, right on that day had been sick. I left the building without saying anything.

When I saw my girlfriend I hugged her hard, I kissed her, I told her what happened, and she just laughed, snuggled in me and told me (I love you)