#combine 4
0. I'll trade you butt stuff for going from six to midnight. Deal?
1. I'll trade you finding a nice elevator to poop in for whiskey dick. Deal?
2. I'll trade you Chicken McNuggets® for a shorn scrotum. Deal?
#combine 2
0. The aliens refused to make first-contact because of Africa.
1. The aliens refused to make first-contact because of foliage.
2. The aliens refused to make first-contact because of boring vaginal sex.
#combine 5
0. Did you hear Mr. Murphy is giving us a pop quiz on my first period? I hope I pass.
1. Did you hear Mr. Murphy is giving us a pop quiz on shitting on your loved one's chest while yelling 'YAHTZEE!'? I hope I pass.
2. Did you hear Mr. Murphy is giving us a pop quiz on Stargate SG-1? I hope I pass.
#combine 4
0. I'll trade you butt stuff for going from six to midnight. Deal?
1. I'll trade you finding a nice elevator to poop in for whiskey dick. Deal?
2. I'll trade you Chicken McNuggets® for a shorn scrotum. Deal?
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#winner 4 alxgraham9
I'll trade you Chicken McNuggets® for a shorn scrotum. Deal?
#winner 1 dospostmann9
As punishment for their sins, souls trapped in the seventh layer of hell are subjected to a Hummer with a nice rim job.
#combine 2
0. The aliens refused to make first-contact because of Africa.
1. The aliens refused to make first-contact because of foliage.
2. The aliens refused to make first-contact because of boring vaginal sex.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#combine 5
0. Did you hear Mr. Murphy is giving us a pop quiz on my first period? I hope I pass.
1. Did you hear Mr. Murphy is giving us a pop quiz on shitting on your loved one's chest while yelling 'YAHTZEE!'? I hope I pass.
2. Did you hear Mr. Murphy is giving us a pop quiz on Stargate SG-1? I hope I pass.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#winner 5 alxgraham9
Did you hear Mr. Murphy is giving us a pop quiz on Stargate SG-1? I hope I pass.
#winner 3 edicted9
Forget everything you know about a nine-year old, because now we’ve supercharged it with dem titties!