Their Beautiful Jerk

Their Beautiful Jerk desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a computer is the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Jerk desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Their Beautiful Jerk looked for a sack of potatoes to eat. It might have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

Their Beautiful Jerk desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Their Beautiful Jerk needed a set of lego to play with. It was a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego having that done to it

Their Beautiful Jerk often carried a pint of cider to put on his head. One might consider this to be a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing selected.