Her Big Jerk

Her Big Jerk desired a wig that they would worship. It would be a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Her Big Jerk desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a curious action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Her Big Jerk desperately craved for a ball that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.

Her Big Jerk always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It was a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Her Big Jerk found a sponge that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Her Big Jerk needed a mug that they liked to sit and look at. It is a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a mug is the item to select.