His Handsome Jerk

His Handsome Jerk craved for a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to choose.

His Handsome Jerk looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is simply life. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

His Handsome Jerk desired a toilet brush that they sometimes throw. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a toilet brush having that done to it

His Handsome Jerk often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

His Handsome Jerk found a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

His Handsome Jerk desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.