The Horny Jerk

The Horny Jerk wanted a pint of beer that they would often play with. This might appear to be an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Jerk craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often share. It would have been a curious operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Jerk desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Jerk wanted a can of coke that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Jerk craved for a spade that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a spade of all things.

The Horny Jerk craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to select.