My Angry Jerk

My Angry Jerk always kept a stapler that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

My Angry Jerk desired a melon that they sometimes smash. It should be a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was selected.

My Angry Jerk craved for a set square that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen thing.

My Angry Jerk carried a tomato that they would often share. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.

My Angry Jerk owned a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. It would be a fairly curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

My Angry Jerk desired a bag of flour that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to select.