His Little Jerk

His Little Jerk owned a computer that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderous. A computer was the chosen item.

His Little Jerk searched for a block of cheese that they would worship. This seems to be a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

His Little Jerk desperately needed a teapot to demolish. It was a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing selected.

His Little Jerk looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

His Little Jerk desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally throw. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

His Little Jerk desired a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen thing.