The Colourful Jerk

The Colourful Jerk carried a hat that they would often play with. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Colourful Jerk desperately searched for a melon to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

The Colourful Jerk wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Jerk searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Jerk wanted a spade that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

The Colourful Jerk desperately looked for a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.