The Cheerful Jerk

The Cheerful Jerk found a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Jerk always carried a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Jerk searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Jerk desperately looked for a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Cheerful Jerk craved for a bag of poop that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was exciting. A bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Jerk desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.