Her Square Jerk

Her Square Jerk wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Her Square Jerk found a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown of all things.

Her Square Jerk looked for a ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

Her Square Jerk always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Her Square Jerk had a porno magazine that they sometimes eat. It would be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

Her Square Jerk always carried a wig that they sometimes break. It might be an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a wig being the chosen thing.