The Lovely Jerk

The Lovely Jerk desired a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Lovely Jerk desperately craved for a stretchman to drop. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Jerk owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Lovely Jerk looked for a rubber johnny that they would eat. This seems a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Lovely Jerk desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Jerk carried a bat that they would break. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bat being the item selected.