Fat Jerk

Fat Jerk needed a stapler that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Fat Jerk looked for a set of lego that they would often hug. It would be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A set of lego being the item selected.

Fat Jerk had a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Fat Jerk had a wig that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly new operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig being the thing opted for.

Fat Jerk found a chocolate bar that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Fat Jerk always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item selected.