Knock Knock.......My Wife Usually Beats Me To The Door...
Whenever these guys knock on my door its usually pretty early in the morning, maybe 9AM or so. The men are often wearing a suit and tie and the women are in a long dress and they're usually pretty polite.
My wife just tells them we're not interested but one day I will get a chance to talk to them and point out all the nasty and atrocious things contained within the Old Testament, politely of course.
Until we meet again...