Daily FML #2 - THE MOST CRUELEST PUNISHMENT EVER! -

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

俺訳『今日、僕がAV観てるとこに母親がいきなり入ってきた。その罰として母親、僕の隣に座って残りを見るようにとの事。母親の実況解説付きで。』

I'm sure this is the cruelest punishment in the history!!!!

こんな拷問「世界の拷問・処刑辞典」に載っててもおかしくないレベル。コメントにもいいのがあった。

I found a nice comment as well;

“And now the male inserts his penis repeatedly into the female. The female makes sounds indicating pleasure. Now both partners have achieved their climax.”

「そして今度は男性がペニスを女性に繰り返し挿入します。女性が喜びを示す音を発し、はい、そして今2人は絶頂に達しました。」

今日の使える表現

play-by-play commentary = 実況解説