It’s Friday 28 August 2020
A round-up of the weeks Social Media interactions. Some are funny, some you’ll need to read the conversation to understand the context.
LATEST 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:
“Honest officer, there I was getting pissed out my brains and these two blokes tried to inject her and cart her off but luckily I knew what was going on and so had no choice but to batter fook out of them. The whole bribe thing is a mistake, I merely said I’ve got all the bank notes that I’ve signed and would he like them coz they’ve got my autograph on them.”
𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:
@timttmy sent us his Pleroma config file. Source
@penguin42 wants to know why welders were working next to fireworks in Beirut. Source
@mhamzahkhan is appalled that anyone who is on Furlough could potentially lose their holidays: As it turns out they can't, legally. Source
@MunkyBone goes all Blue Peter in his attempts to secure a Raspberry Pi to the back of the TV. Source
@stardot is going into the tee shirt business. Source
@sullybiker gets angry at blog posts with command examples where each command is prefixed with sudo: We suggest writing to him "Dear sudo sullybiker......." he'll love that. Source
@penguin42 suspects, we may have locked someone in the office. Source
@xvilo Trump will discover his Mexican lineage and so is claiming to be Belgian. Source
@ghostdancer said something about Charlie: Your guess is as good as ours? Source
@silkevicious is thinking of going into the website creation business: Don't do it, you're too young to lose an arm and an eye along with a busted lip. Source
@tpheine says we've given him wind. Source
@basil says "No more sprouts for you" Source
@andycrefuses to believe a Greek policeman was offered a bribe. Source
@jamie is trying to make out he doesn't know who Ronnie Pickering is which is a lie because everyone knows who Ronnie Pickering is, or should that be what? Source
@Luke knows another Youtube celebrity. Source
@h4890 employs real people rather than spineless individuals too scared to say the wrong thing. Source
@csgeek has obviously been released from prison and is now back on the Social Media scene and lamenting the demise of TDTRS. Source
@wyliecoyoteuk raises our hopes by telling us we might just get what we wish for. Source
@FeruzM asked if we'd rather not know or get notifications about retweets. We think the answer is pretty obvious when people are moaning about the deluge of notifications. Source
@steevc invited us to go for a run with him. Mans an idiot, the only time humans need to run is when there's Rozzers involved! Source
@TentaclesMedia was a serial "Beautiful" poster on Steemit but is now rehabilitated and writes at least a sentence in the comments box. Source
@snookatz is too tired sometimes to comment more than one word. No Comment, damn, that's two words. Source
@kevie49 is considering a cruise on SS Contagious. Source
@BoneheadUnkle is thinking of creating a cult. Source
@ahmadmanga is grateful to @NathanMars7 for filling his Twitter feed. He feels really loved now. Source
@NathanMars7 has power naps. Source
@face2face_hive said onnm. We have no idea what that means but then later they said it was a typo and that there should have been only one m we're even more confused now as there is only one m? Source
@heeedt says we are not allowed crayons because we'll only eat them which is an improvement on "You'll only shove them up orifices!" Source
@Gadgetoid said that ordinarily they would us to come by for a chat which is a nice idea if they didn't live hundreds of miles away. Source
@route4y said that maybe Hive users have found a better use of their time. Saying stuff like that is a great way to be accused of being Toxic by the Happy Clappy brigade we say. Source
@roelandp fixed 'Laggy' Hive. He's our hero. Source
@fabsh like his predecessors is clandestinely rebuilding the Luftwaffe. Source
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