Broken Conventions
Ranulf: It’s a bit odd you see, because I usually do the biting…
Mitzy: And here you are being bitten.
Ranulf: Quite. (Ranulf rakes his finger through his thick grey hair.) Who knows what will happen when they come round.
Mitzy: Maybe you’ll be able to jump like… like spiderman.
Ranulf: Oh very funny.
Mitzy: Or maybe they’ll drain you dry, like a shrivelled prune.
Ranulf: That thought had crossed my mind, but surely they will explode before that happens.
Mitzy: But that won’t kill them though, will it? They’ll just go on sucking like open taps, thinking they are still alive.
Ranulf: Technically they are dead already.
Mitzy: So are you.
Ranulf: Har, har, very funny. So how do you cope?
Mitzy: You called this meeting between our clans to discuss this? How dare you waste my time on such trivialities?
Ranulf: The issue is of mutual concern.
Mitzy: I fail to see how your pest problem is my concern? Oh wait…
Ranulf: (Grins)
Mitzy: The hunk last night…
Ranulf: (Nods)
Mitzy: (Scratches her flank) Was one of yours…
Ranulf: And I bet you curled up with your pack this morning.
Mitzy: Damn you Ranulf, biological warfare is against the conventions.
Ranulf: Technically you seduced a vampire.
Mitzy: Who deliberately infected me…
Ranulf: ‘Once bitten, twice shy’ I like to say.
Mitzy: More like ‘Twice bitten..’. What am I meant do? Stab them with tooth picks?
Ranulf: Unless you can think of a better way? Garlic butter might do the trick, though I personally haven’t tried that one. And you have so much more hair than me.
Mitzy: Fur! We’re werewolves, we’re covered in fur.
Ranulf: Well now you’re covered in vampire fleas too. Here, I got you a present for April fools day.
Mitzy: What is it?
Ranulf: Tooth picks. Ha, ha, ha.
Mitzy: (Jumping to her feet) I’ll get you back for this one, Ranulf! Just you wait until next year.
Ranulf: (Leaving the bar) Enjoy staking your fleas, losers!
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