I have the investment opportunity of a lifetime Louis. I am setting up a crack team to find the mythical city of El Dorado. So far we have a map guy, a survivalist, a crossbow marksman (That's me) but we need a close combat knife expert should things get dicey.

I'd urge you to invest in my team so we can get this extra person and pay for our EasyJet flights to South America.

I don't want to sound overly optimistic here, but a mere £4000 investment will 100% bring you back 1 ton of solid gold. I will keep it in the overhead luggage compartment on my EasyJet flight home (Which you will need to pay for of course).