A Couple of Nuisances

This screenshot demotivational poster is super, highly, utterly, and exceptionally Anti-Kouga, Anti-Kagome, yet Pro-KogKag in the sense that I enjoy seeing these two horrid numbnuts get it on. Sit back, relax, and revel in how much I would like to slit Kouga's and Kagome's squealing throats with a jagged dagger.

I can declare a lot of lexemes in the English which can perfectly describe The Two Dumbasses in Love and those are ninnies, nincompoops, idiots, dolts, stupids, imbeciles, insolents, ignoramuses, losers, wimps, cowards, and flesh-eating viruses. I am certain you all can come up with other colorful lexemes which can describe how insolent The Two Dumbasses in Love really are and I would love to see them in the comments below.

I shall reiterate that The Two Dumbasses in Love is the unholy matrimony occurring between a cowardly, big-bluffing, bullying Karma Houdini who got away scot-free with murder and a whiny, manipulative, domineering shrew in a dark green school uniform. Mind you, their honeymoon is not going to be full of luxury and beauty, but it is a quick trip to the bastinado and eventually the axe because of all the crimes they have committed. In Kouga's case, those crimes are murder, massacre, kidnapping, cheating, lying, treason, and worst of all not upholding his duties to avenge his comrades. In Kagome's case, those crimes are invasion of privacy, manipulation, lying, dishonesty, and sympathizing with a criminal. Ergo, both Kouga and Kagome have committed high crimes and why those two continued to live is way beyond my comprehension.

I can compare The Two Dumbasses in Love to pests such as gnats, blow flies, ticks, and fleas because of how much they not only annoy the living daylights out of me, but are just as pernicious. What makes them a vile combination of annoying and harmful is the mere fact that they think they can get away from certain punishments, with Kouga not facing the consequences of his murderous actions and Kagome thinking that putting Inuyasha on a leash would make her come out on top. Even worse is the stupidity the inhabit from Kouga not reciprocating Ayame's naive sentiments for him to Kagome stupidly forgiving him after he massacred a village! Looking at these two dolts more critically makes me ask, why the Hell are they still even allowed to breathe, when they should have paid for their actions big time? Kouga massacred a village, thought he could get away with it, was a cheat all the way through mostly relying on the power of the Shikon Jewel shards, and simply abdicating his warrior duties when he was deprived of them. Kagome is not any better, as she did not grow as a person, took all of her petty frustration on Inuyasha, ruined his pride and dignity, manipulated those around her foolish enough to fall for her whining, and relied on Inuyasha too much to save her pathetically wimpy ass. At the end of the day, these two good-for-nothings are worse than trash. They are mitigating toxic waste!

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that these idiots deserve none of my compassion and none of my pity. The only thing these two bastards deserve is all of my wrath, ire, and unadulterated fury which can lacerate and burn from the inside and out, thus destroying their skin and bones.

In conclusion, if I had a built-in trapdoor right now, I would insert it where The Two Dumbasses in Love are standing and send them straight to the deepest, darkest, most terrifying part of the abyss and they will never escape from it because it is a reminder of all the shitty crimes they have committed.

I hope you all enjoyed my acid-tongued evisceration of The Two Dumbasses in Love. If you hate them so much as individuals but enjoy them as a couple in a perverse sense, please let me know. Until then, I will see you in the next submission. Take care, stay safe, and do not be like The Two Dumbasses in Love, everybody.

The Two Dumbasses in Love from Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and Sunrise.