Bryan, The Irish Cunt (Still A Good Lad)

irishsurfer6 (37)in #introduction • 7 years ago (edited)

Well it doesn't take much for you to realize that I'm a bit more on the extroverted side, based merely off of my intro, however, I still have a little intro for you all to know me further. And something tells me that you may want to know me a little further, because it's not what you, but who you know. Sorry for the narcissism, I just had to get over that hump. A-ha. Well, to begin!

My name is Bryan M. Dungan. Originally from Cork, Ireland where I grew up with my grand(Parents) because the actual parents moved to America! Damn bastards... or was that me...oh well (Shrugs). I'd like to believe that I've self taught miself everything I know. Practically weaseled out and raised miself. But, there was plenty of good to come from that! I started by first self-teaching miself how to play guitar.
Such an Ugly Cunt i was. :)
But hey, I fckn loved it. (Sorry for the potty mouth, I learned that one from my grand-mummy;) I made my happy ass to America where...You guessed it.... I became bloody homeless! Yay! A-Ha. Eh. Living the perfect Cinderella style tale with my father that had already re-married and told me to fuck-off. (Yes, quite literally.) Such a lovely family indeed. Well! My time still wasn't up, from my lips to god's ears, so I graduated by the grace of God and joined the United States ARMY where I like to call it...Became a Bad-Ass!
Yep! I overcame adversity and signed mi life away to what we called, "The Big Green Dick". It was lovely! I got stationed at Fort Bragg...

Worked the Motor Pool....

Got Prettier...

And even jumped out of a perfectly good airplane because..well... Ya know, mi nuts and bolts have never really been well put together since I was younger...

Oh! And Even got Deployed to Afghanistan! ;)

Yep! Living the bloody dream!
Well, After -NOT- re-upping, because I had enough of that and was an entrepreneur at heart. So, I chased my dreams and lived life to the fullest! ...ish...
I partied (Because who doesn't want to party with an Irish cunt like me;), went to school for computer engineering, Self taught miself Web Developing with HTML, CSS, Javascript, Php, ETC., I started my own business, I got into Bitcoins, I became an UBER Driver, I started writing mi own book that hopefully you all follow me to show you Chapter by chapter, because well...Frankly... I get a bit more serious there, while still keeping some good ole Irish humor. I launched a cook book on Amazon.... I set out to make things happen for miself when nobody ever gave a shit about me since I was a young lad. So here I am. Writing my life away hoping that I can either make atleast one person laugh and hopefully make some life long friends along the way, because you all are my family... My friends I meet and make along the way from my well traveled ass... I hope you all can follow along as I go a bit more in depth about the life of an Irish cunt that joined the United States ARMY and found Family and Love through a series of Parties and War... Thank You All...I Hope We Can Chat More:) Here is Pictures of Me after the Military. :)