What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

A: They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

... Funny Right?

Maybe, Not. I just wanted to introduce myself... My Name is Cody Shafer.

Although i have never bungee jumped, or hired a hooker. I thought it was a funny opener anyways.

... Plus i like to have a lil' fun once in a Great moon. Can you blame me?

Some other things iv'e tried in the thirty years, iv'e been fortunate enough to ''roam" on this prosperous planet.
Include, but no limited to:

Sports: Yes, sports. I was a jock that played sports growing up. Baseball, Football, and Basketball were the main three. I also thought i was going to be a "pro" like ever other kid dreamed of becoming as well. Sadly the Furthest i made it was college-- and i realized how good some were at the game of baseball..

Business: This is my new joy, when i say "business", i really mean 'entrepreneurship. I own a service business, which is a "pooper scooping" company of all things.. More to come on that. I am going to show some folks, who are interested in how to make $100 a day or more if you dare. Right here on #Steemit Fast with very little overhead. Iv'e also got other ventures.. One in particular i really like to outrank videos on YouTube as well. Getting above the BIG "brands" through video seo, and be a little guy is rewarding.

Hobbies: When i am not dealing with amazing customers, who have shitty back-yards, or ranking video's.. I like to relax by the lake with a pole in the water enjoying the mountain air-- that is if i can keep the fish off my "pole" long enough, i'll try and read a book in between bites. Or if it's deer hunting season, you'll catch me chasing mule deer with my Bow. It's hard to get anything done around here. The wife would say!

That's a few things about myself. I look forward to meeting all you wonderful folks here on steemit. I just found out about this cool place to play today. So i thought i'd introduce myself.

More to come. Add me if we have anything in common, or you're just friendly and want to be friends. I'm cool with that.

Look forward to posting more and learning from the community.

Image Via: https://giphy.com/

Peace!
-Cody