(_Clears throat, taps mic_) Is this thing on?

Hey there!

My name is Torri (Hi, Torri) and I'm new here. Very excited -- but very new. Bear with me as I learn from you guys how to be a part of this awesome community?

So this is where I'm supposed to introduce myself, yeah? Ok, so, I guess first off, you should know I run entirely off of this stuff:

With major assistance from this guy.

Here's a picture of my office...

I'm a flight attendant. See proof below.

You see, I love to travel.

Like, love to travel.

Plus, I'm allergic to a 9-5. But. I do have that coffee and wine habit to support...so I figured I should probably just come up with a way to get paid to travel. Viola!

If I'm not in the sky, I'm usually trying to be somewhere like this:

Or this:

and this ain't bad...

Bottom line -- outside, in nature, breathing deeply. In a perfect world, a campfire is nearby.

Book lover, baseball fanatic, theatre geek, choir nerd. My relationship with peanut butter may be considered by some as unhealthy, and I don't like pickles (does anyone?). My perfect night is spent with good people discussing complex ideas over a great bottle(s) of wine.

And that's kinda the Steemit gig, yeah? Interesting people of all different backgrounds and viewpoints coming together to discuss and appreciate the vast intricacies of humanity and society and technology and art and culture and how they intersect. I mean, right?

(Whistles under breath)
Count me in -- and thanks in advance for welcoming me to the party.