The Daily Leek Joins Steemit!
The Daily Leek brings you breaking news from anywhere in the Multiverse! Thanks to our patented Wormhole 3000®, our reporters are able to see through both time and space. Most news agencies are limited to bringing you only the news that happens here on this version of Earth; but not The Daily Leek. We have access to over 714 different versions of Earth, and that number grows every day! This means YOU are getting the latest, hardest hitting, hottest news from anywhere and anywhen.
But our passion for bringing you the bestest news isn't just in our technology. Oh, no! This Leek has guts, and that's a fact! We require that each and every reporter has so much guts, that their small intestine is at least 4 times longer than the average LARGE intestine! Why? Because this job takes guts. Whether it's bringing you the latest in human-mutant relation, interviewing 19th century world leaders, or bringing you the beet on the street, The Daily Leek delivers to you the news you didn't know you needed each and every day!
Want to learn more about The Daily Leek? Take a leek right here and here for more!
Welcome to Steem @thedailyleek. Feel free to follow me @kanasite and upvote. Cheers :)
Thank you! Steem is helping us to look forward to being able to upgrade from recycled coffee grounds. We do what we can for the environment, but the stuff really doesn't do it anymore. From now on, it's only recycled cappuccino grounds for us!
Welcome to Steem!!! I'm new too!! You have a new follower!!
Thanks for the follow! Make sure to check in on us often. News from the multiverse can break at any time!