My value system prevents me from taking a selfie...

As a bitter millennial contrarian who hates his generation, I am unable to take a selfie.... srry not srry. I can do ya one better though.

I'm a youthful college student with not enough money and too many expenses (Don't smoke weed children). So I need the extra cash to fund my drug addiction. On top of that I don't have much of a personality so honestly I'm the last person anyone would find interesting..... As I'm sure you can tell I'm an excellent salesman. Give me your money pls.

Kidding kidding. Well I am actually a barely legal college student so there's that. Although my presently rather inflated ego would tell you that I'm actually pretty interesting, I promise. My early existential crisis left me a bit of a pseudo intellectual philosopher type (thanks mushrooms, seriously don't do drugs kids), I spend my days successfully murdering a previously debilitating social anxiety disorder with a stick, and I have a very healthy obsession with all things music. Anyone need a new TV show to binge watch? I'VE SEEN THEM ALL! Kingdom Hearts? If you know, you know.... I'll save the rest for later, stay tuned folks!