My introduction - a little bit about Steemit Gecko & my aspirations on this platform

in introduceyourself •  2 years ago  (edited)

Hello Steemit! I am a gecko and am I very excited to be making my first post here.

You may wonder how it is that a gecko came to be a steemit user? Well...it's simple really. I currently live in a house that belongs to someone who has been glued to steemit for the last six months and every day I have been watching him carefully, learning and scheming.

I can see him earning decent rewards now so i decided it was finally time to get an account and introduce myself here. I have a rather different story to the average gecko. So, let's start with that.


That's me when I was a baby! Still learning about the world :)

My Story

I was born on a peach farm in France where my family and I lived in the roof rafters of a beautiful villa with endless insect buffets every night when the place was lit up like a christmas tree. But one fateful morning I fell asleep in a very comfortable suitcase full of clothes and when I woke up I was in Thailand!

I do think about my family from time to time but in truth, Thailand was best thing that ever happened to me. And based on my first suit case experience, I developed a system where I was able to move from country to country by finding big houses, scoping the joint for a while and then, when the moment was right, bam... into that suitcase I would go! I'm a deep sleeper so when I wake, the plane ride is over and as long as I make it out of the suitcase in one piece, another country opens its doors to me...

And that's how it is in my life now. I travel the world and learn stuff about you humans by watching you. And now that I've found Steemit, I feel as if I have many things I want to share with you, the community. Important things most of you cannot see because you are too preoccupied with your pursuit of that stuff you call money. Something I have never had to think about. Yep, it's the lizard's life for me!

I tasted the best food in the streets of Paris.

...I learned to use a spanner in Washington DC

And then I moved to Venice Beach, California.


And boy did I see some strange stuff there!

What is my intention with Steemit?

I was hooked on Facebook for many years and it is my hope that Steemit will inspire me to say goodbye to the centralised, advert filled, corporation driven platforms of old. I am most grateful to the person who I have been living with for helping me see the full potential of cryptocurrency, blockchain technology and Steemit as a social media plaform with one noteable difference. It pays you!

So, I would like to share with you some of my many insights learned over the years. I'm a pretty smart gecko and now that I have traveled the world I have a few things to say about the way you humans go about living your lives.

So my new Steemit friends, I hope you are ready for what I have in store for you.

It is my intention to help you with my observations. I understand its hard to see the madness of a society when you are a part of it. But from where I am perched, I can tell you it ain't looking good folks. Changes need to be made. Outside and within.

Where do I see myself five years from now?


Rich! Living on a yatch, chilling with my friends, playing poker and watching the sun go down at night knowing I have everything I need and it was all thanks to Steemit :)

My promise to you

I'm going to dedicate myself to this platform solidly for five years establishing myself not only as the first gecko on Steemit but also as reliable source to an array of information and insights into how humans can change their ways and ultimately live much happier & healthier lives without killing themselves or the planet they live on.

Here are some of the topics I will be covering in my first month.

  • Where Does Consciousness Originate?
  • The Trouble with Modern Science
  • Quantum Physics
  • The Occult Aether
  • The Human Aura
  • Thought-Forms
  • Clairvoyance
  • Telepathy
  • The Pineal Gland
  • The Chakras
  • Sacred Geometry

I will be referencing numerous experiments to back up my statements. So if you don't believe what I say, you can check the experiments out for yourself.

After this I will move on to exposing some of the huge number of deceptions going on around you, looking at solutions and a positive future for all.

  • Body & Mind health
  • The Medical Industry
  • The Media Machine
  • The Benefits of Cannabis
  • How you can be free from the system of control which currently dominates your planet.
  • The solution to your worldwide eduction problem
  • How to manifest abundance in your life and the lives of others
  • The importance of decentralisation & blockchain technology!
  • The end of your current monetary system

Okay, that's it for now folks. You get the idea. I ain't no ordinary gecko.

In fact, I believe that five years from now I will be the Steemit Gecko King!

And then I'm gonna take over the world and join with my Overlord Lizard Masters who live in a bunker under the White House.


http://www.infostormer.com/david-icke-shares-hellstorm-documentary-causing-outrage-among-the-reptilian-overlord-community/

Nah, just kidding. I love you all, and don't associate myself the overlords. They got their own thing going on :)

Thanks for reading & please follow me for a guaranteed ride of unexpected & entertaining education in the form of awesome content & dedication to this platform unlike any you have seen before. You won't be disappointed.

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Dear @steemitgecko, your presence here is most welcome as long as you do not try to sell us any insurance!! Voted and followed.
Namaste!

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Thank you. What I offer you is for free.

I have followed you back...

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Just making you comment "Reappear" - Magic!

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not sure I understand what you mean?

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I think he means your getting hit with a Flag Attack.

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There's a "Flag-It" here on Steemit that is down-voting posts and comments.

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He must be a cheery fellow!

Nice try Gycko

#hailcorporate

Looking forward to your discussions.

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Thanks. The next one was posted just a moment ago. The origin of consciousness. A most interesting topic.

@steemitgecko, Hi ! I hope You will be interesting and fun. Nice to meet you.

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I will do my best! Just posted my first main article on the subject of consciousness :)

What a wonderful Introduction! Following & Upvoting for MORE MORE MORE!! Abundance GeckO!

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Why thank you my fine sounding human friend. I will simply do my best to educate those who wish to be educated ;) Thanks for the up and follow. I have followed you back.

Welcome to Steemit! You look delicious but I still prefer seafood =・ω・=

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Haha! I Look tasty? Maybe to a bird :) Thanks for your welcome :)

Welcome to Steemit, Gecko.

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Thank you human friend. Appreciate the comment :)

Welcome to steemit, and I am looking forward to read your post. In particular those on quantum physics (I have started a series on that myself and it is still running).

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Thanks for your welcome. Yes, this is truly a fascinating and misunderstood subject which shakes the very core of modern science. And I am looking forward to sharing some of what I have learned. I will check your own series too & follow you. You seem to have the hang of things here :)

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I work on connected topics.. this helps ^^

Fantastic intro post, wow. A big welcome @steemitgecko!

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Thank you so very much for your kind words. I hear you are a dedicated Steemer yourself so will be sure to follow your work take some tips from you :)

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Let me know if there is anything I can do

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Thanks :)

Nice idea. Follow you :-)

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Thank you sir. I appreciate that. I have followed you too :)

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Thank you :-)

Welcome gecko, looking forward to your posts. I hope you enjoy steemit.

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Thanks very much. Me too! Have followed you & upvoted your last post...though I realise my vote isn't worth much right now!

Welcome....I will look forward to your future posts.

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Many thanks, appreciate the comment :)

Welcome, the experiments seem interesting but I hope you keep us informed of your travels and interesting people you meet along the way too.

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I will do my bests to keep you informed on my travels. As you can see, I like to take pics of myself in all the usual tourist places, so I will be posting them for sure! Though protecting my anonymity is very important to me, so I may not be posting them at the exact time of my visit to each country. There are some folks from the famous Gecko Mafia Family back in NYC who would very much like to track me down & turn me into fish food!

Happy that I feel safe here on Steemit :)

Steemit Controversy Gecko Welcome to the platform, you look like a competition and since you are not competing, maybe you can help out the little fishes :D I'm following you and I wish you the best in your travels , hope to beat you on poker one day and get the pot * pun intended *

Maybe we can use the lizards to combat the bots and enjoy the show.

:D

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Thank you kindly for your welcome human friend. I appreciate the follow and have followed you back. And yes indeed, I would very much enjoy a game of poker with you over which we can discuss the battle of the bots ;)

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Cheers to that :D , so far I can build rafts :D all we need is a motor and some shade and the yacht is on our doorstep :)

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You can build rafts! What are you waiting for? I'm just a f**ing gecko ;)

Welcome to Steemit Mr. Gecko! I hope you will enjoy your time here, it's a sunny space to bask in. Sounds like you've got a variety of neat topics to write about, which is great! I'll be particularly looking forward to what you have to say about physics and blockchain technology (which is something of a passion of mine). Steem on!

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Many thanks for you kind welcome. Yes, I am very excited to share what I have learned here. In truth, the reading of many wonderful books has helped me understand physics better. Blockchain technology I am less familiar with but learning more and more everyday reading about it online. All the best to you sir. I have followed you :)

You seem very interesting. I followed and resteemed. Look forward to seeing more of your posts!

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Thank you so much. I really appreciate that! And I can't wait to get started on my next post now! Followed & upped you back :)

welcome to steemit!

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Wow! I just checked your page and you are doing amazing work. And getting great rewards too. Any tips would be much appreciated. And am pleased to see you are open-minded on the cannabis topic :)

Looking forward to tackling that topic in detail...

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Thank you very much. Really excited to be here! Hope you give me a follow and a few upvotes from time to time & even a resteem if you feel like I deserve it :) I am committed to sharing only awesome content here.

Have followed you & upped your last post :)