Two Strange Steps to Grow Your Steem Power 4 Inches in 4 Weeks: The Secret the Steem Industry Doesn't Want You to Know
- Write an article about how wealthy you are and express interested in joining the Steem community. (be sure to use generic stock images of someone who isnt you with lots of money and cliche status symbols)
- Write a series of redundant follow-up article on how to become rich on Steem always referencing the success of your initial article. (Dont forget stock imagery of swiy)
- Repeat steps 1 and 2 or, if you're feeling edgey and controversial, continue on to optional 4 and/or 5
- (Optional) Boldy deviate from this self-perpetuating money stream to briefly reassure everyone, that anyone who says you don't deserve this income is a jealous weeb.
- (Optional Optional) Post a video of a strange looking yet oddly attractive man with dazzling soul piercing eyes blazing against a boring all white background to console said aforementioned weebs.
- Repeat Steps 1 and 2
follow these steps and you may be the next steem jeremy
This also works for Rap / Hip Hop artist and Multi-Level Marketers. Eventually they can become "inspirational" and tell everyone else they can do it to!
#steemjeremy
good shit, what step is profit? can i do just step 1, 2 then profit? O.o
Listen carefully, this is important: Profit starts at the end of step 1 and continues into step 2. With each repetition of these two steps, your profit begins to taper off a bit. You have maybe 3 to 5 solid 10k runs on these two steps. Once you arent being paid egregiously, thats when you want to either exit quietly and create a new psuedonym to rinse and repeat or get extra edgey and progressive on them. Good luck mate, and whatever you do, dont be a weeb.
damn I skipped right to step 5. D: no wonder I haven't seen the profit yet! xD
Then you must be @piedpiper : https://steemit.com/steemit/@piedpiper/quick-answer-why-certain-posts-earn-so-much-more-than-others (no insult to you sir piper, you make solid videos and keep those eyes gleaming mate.)
I consider myself schooled.
Do let me know if you manage to make it big using the above formula
Still working on step 1 :p