Film Reviews You Didn't Even Want
A Little About This Blog...
I like to talk about movies. I really like to sit with my friends and record their reactions as we get a third of the way into my (banned-in-42-countries, uncut edition ordered from Satan's Taint, Texas through Amazon) copy of some movie I found on a "Top 10 Most F'd Films You Should Never Watch or Talk About Ever..." and talk about it afterwards. Well, now I want to share my excitement with the world. Now, most people don't normally want to just go out there and watch the most depraved, controversial, or just soul-crushingly depressing movies ever made just for the hell of a good time, but there's truly some neat stuff out there. And for that, I'm starting this blog. Here, I will give you my honest (biased on content, unbiased on quality) reviews of the movies out there that you don't want to admit you're curious about!
You See...
I don't necessarily hate any movie-
What I hate is reading a 2-star review and missing out on some cinematographic, musical, comedic gem that I could debate with my friends for years later. Hopefully, I can share some of our entertainment, trivia, and laughter, with you all without the hassle of having God look down on you for a whole 2-hour runtime.
Potential Next Reviews (In No Particular Order):
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
Nymphomaniac Vol. 1 & 2 (2013)
A Serbian Film (2010)
Nekromantik (1987)
What are some movies you've always heard about but never figured out why people like or even sit through them? Or, maybe there's some super obscure movie you don't have time to watch but also can't find a review on but looked interesting? Let me know in the comments if you have any requests! Thanks for reading!
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Thank you so much for your interest!
Will you review Inception?
That would be a good one I could have fun with. What are you most curious about? For example, "why is it so hyped," "wtf did I just watch," "is Christopher Nolan really Jesus?"
Great questions. I love the concepts in Inception for example. I love thinking about those types of illustrations and everything.
Perfect. I've got some ideas cooking up for that, so I should have a review for it up in a few days.
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