Fresh start! Well... A smooth way to call me a newbie

Good day steemers.. Im jason, im born in 85 and in september, the months of legends ( i think, i saw that logo in a fat guy tshirt all with ketchups spots so it makes me wonder) so...
Oh. Im half portuguese, half australian. The good parts are i can live any time at any off them put the worse part is i have to pay the taxes for both. Living in portugal now, working in a bar next to beach in albufeira, single too many times because my dates end up because of the checkout of the plane.
From steemit i wish to show my living, comedy, drama, adventure and something more that i dont what is it but i will send ( ok i dont know whats more). OH, spontanisous (did i write it right???) i hope would enjoy it.