How Can I Make Fast Money?...( How to steal in 2019)
Is it just me or does it seem impossible to make money when you really need it?
Everyday I see websites and youtube videos brag about the obscene amounts of money they make online and I'm still in disbelief. I know that being rich is not a myth or impossible but being rich when there is no money in your wallet seems so far from reality that the thought of 20,000 is jarring.
Every person I hear from online says the same things over and over again. Every single one makes money from posting about making money. Is that the cycle? Is the real key to making money in 2019 just to tell everyone that you made thousands of dollars through some unproven business system that ironically makes you money?
If so...then I'm behind the curve. Time to make up for lost time!
Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is "lonely-soul" and I am an award winning artist turned entrepreneur and today I will show you Steemites how to make hundreds of dollars per day online.
Are you ready? Well, It doesn't matter if you're ready.
Step one: Be confident. ( The first step in any con game is to sell the lie so that others will buy what you are selling.)
Remember if Jake Paul can be a millionaire than so can you. Who's Jake Paul?...Google him. You're welcome.
Step two: Steal from someone else. ( That's right. Thought you had to come up with your own stuff huh? Nope. Not in 2019. Stop wasting time working when someone else is already doing it for you. Copy and paste my friends.)
Step three: Edit like a pro. (Once you've found someone else's amazing content you just edit and post it as your own.) Remember, to never ever give credit to the person who you stole it from. That's lame.)
Step Four: Brag to everyone. (Now that you have this amazing content share it with everyone and upload it to youtube with an extremely clickbait title like... How I made 50,000 in one day (Gone Wrong) (Gone Sexual)
Step Five: Plug your affiliate links and Merchandise in your video until everyone clicks them. ( Mention them every 60 seconds or every 30 seconds if possible)
Step Five: That's it! You are done. Now sit back, rinse and repeat.
Congratulations on completing my beginner course for how to make money online. Please feel free to upvote and give me steem power so that I get lots of money.
Welcome to Steemit @lonely-soul!
I wish you much success and hope you find Steemit to be as rewarding and informative as I have.
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Oh yea, I have upvoted you and followed you. Many blessings!
Awesome post lonely-soul welcome to the Steemit explore enjoy post your a Steemian now and it's great to have you with us thank you
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Thank you so much for your interest!
Funny post @lonely-soul 😄
You got my vote and hope you'll get rich fast.
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Hi and welcome here! When I started on steemit, my biggest problem was to find interesting people to interact with. So, to help newcomers getting started I created a directory with other interesting and or talented steemians to follow or interact with. Feel free to check it out at https://www.steemiandir.com I am sure it will help you find like-minded people. Enjoy your stay here and do not hesitate to contact me if you have any questions!
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