Welcome to the party! I just followed you on Twitter too. https://twitter.com/ellie_guzman/status/743147596143702016
I found this post of yours to be very enlightening, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellie-guzman/tell-me-how-much-you-hate-millennials_b_9311424.html and it has a great opening line...

"If I hear one more middle-aged person tell me how good I have it because I was born in the ‘90s, I’m going to literally barf so hard I shoot backwards across the room. "

My compliments on your writing skills!