New Here: I’m shy, please come say hi

I am Deb, Deb the Iron-born

First of his name, breaker of Sterio-types, cursed with sarcasm, King of brother-zoned, protector of the realm of animals, the un-date-able, even nerds call him nerd.

P.S: I never pay my debts, i ignore them - Like a boss !

I live by myself, I pay my own rent, I wear socks that match and I love my mom. I am a confident, attractive & comedic person.

I do stunt work. Have you ever seen it in a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked ass? That’s my job. Oh, and I’m in the fitness biz.

Food: I love food. Period.

Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Braveheart, Anchorman!

Six Things I Would Never do Without:
• Laughter/ comedy
• Exercise
• Friends
• Food
• That’s none of your business 😉

On a typical Tuesday night I am: Trying to figure out the major and minor products when 1-bromo-2-propene reacts with potassium tert-butoxide. Either that or partying like a rock star.

The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.